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Thursday, July 29, 2004


A gastronomic problem!!

While everyone scurries to go home as fast as they can, yearning for a hot freshly cooked meal made by their moms, I, on the other hand dont relish the fact that i have to go home to yet another meal cooked by my mom. wanna know why?? well let me ask you... have you ever tasted hospital food?? those vile tasteless edible things the hospital staff serves and try to pass out as food!! well then if you have, imagine eating hospital food everyday!!! sounds horrific right?? well welcome to my world!!

i have always wondered if my mom really knows what shes doing in the kitchen. ive seen her cook millions of times, and i think she does, but when it comes to the final product, nothing seems to taste the way it shouldve. i really cant explain it. i see her put the tamarind mix, but when i taste it, it tastes like none was ever added in the first place.  flavors and spices simply vanish. 

so my moms no iron chef. big deal. but would it kill her to add a little taste to what i'd like to put in my mouth??  imagine eating "Sinigang na Baboy" that tasted like "Nilagang Baboy!!!" weird right?? i'd like my Sinigang to taste like Sinigang, thank you very much!!

you know what the bad part is? when i confronted my mom about her ineptitude in the taste department of her cooking, she simply said, "Ano?? Ang asim-asim na nga eh" i was shocked and said "Anong maasim??" our conversation continued. and before it  escalated to much more complex highly irrational arguement, i humbled myself and came up with this conclusion

MY MOM HAS NO TASTEBUDS!!! *hehehehe...*

(the end of my problem)

 
posted by michael at 10:48 PM .

Sunday, July 25, 2004


Body pain!!!

too many things to do... no time to blog!!

 
posted by michael at 12:27 AM .

Monday, July 19, 2004


They call it BARBERS'S CUT.... I call it MURDER!!!
 
at least every two months i get a hair cut at DAVID'S SALON. and almost every time my mom gets this girl to cut my hair.... lets call her "Gigi." yesterday, i went to the said salon with my mom, unfortunately, Gigi was really busy with a lot of things. my mom insisted that i wait for Gigi, but having the attention span and patience of a 6 yr. old kid, i deliberately ignored what my mom said and asked for another person to cut my hair!!
 
in comes this guy, lets call him "mr. i-papapatay ko." he walks in with a boastful stride saying "anong gusto mong gupit?" i explained to him that i wanted him to just trim my hair, no major revisions, just a simple trim!!! he just nodded and said nothing, so i thought he got the idea.  so i just sat there confident and relaxed, waiting for him to start. not knowing the disaster that will follow. my mom left, and said she would be back after ny hair cut!!
 
with an electric shaver and a small comb he started. Buzzzzzzzzz-Buzzzzzzzz.... he was saying something about my hair. i really couldnt get what it was but i was sure it was nothing!!! then it happened..... with a quick Buzzzzzzzzzzz he almost shaved all the hair in the right side of my face!!! i was horrified... my eyes suddenly went blank!!! the horror the horror!!!! MY HAIR!!  i wanted to shout.... "Putang ina mo!!! sabi trim lang eh... bat parang kakalbuhin mo ako??!!" but i kept my cool and said "oi, trim lang!!!" he calmy responded "ah ok!!" i couldnt do anything, he already shaved the right side, might as well shave the left right?? so he suggested that i gat a barber's cut!!! with no other option, i agreed!!!

the whole time he was cutting my hair, i was giving him the coldest stare i could ever come up with. i was cursing him saying "putang ina mo, i-papapatay kita" (hence his name). before he was done murdering, i mean cutting my hair. my mom arrived and saw the horror that was infront of her!! but i was shocked when she said, "ayan ang linis!!!" my jaws dropped , i wanted to shout "malinis????" but before i could say anything, my mom reached out to her pocket, pulled out 50 bucks and generously placed it in mr. i-papapatay's pocket!! mr. i-papapatay had a smirk on his face, silently mocking me. again i couldnt do anything... all i could do was come up with plans on how to kill him later.... i imagined nyself stabbing him until he bleeded to death or choke him until his head exploded!!!  
 
anyways, i arrived home frustrated and agitated with my new hair cut!! then i saw myself in the mirror.... i almost fainted!!!! the HHHHOOOORRRROOORRRR!!! i look like a 12 yr. old kid who ate too many siopao's!!!! ahhhhh what will people say???
 


 
posted by michael at 12:00 PM .

Saturday, July 17, 2004


ohhhhh ahhhhhh.... blogger is becoming friendlier to techno dense people!!

its been a week since i last posted anything that made sense. i've been really busy (oral reports, formal report, kill bill 2, badminton, PE etc....)

yesterday, i came home from our usual friday badminton escapade all soaking wet, as lele and i were harassed by the natural force that is RAIN!! stupid rain!!! (for more information go to lele and gay's blog).  it was a very tragic ending to my very productive morning. anyways, earlier,  i was having a very good badminton day, as ness and i had a 3-2 win-lose record!! productive right??  hehehe... next week im aiming for a 5-0!! wish!!

btw, ive looking for a new skin for my blog!! ive seen a few that really caught my attention but nothing really amazing!! so im still searching... but if i cant find anything, i'll probably make one for my own!!!


 
posted by michael at 4:37 PM .

Friday, July 16, 2004


Template is becoming really dull.... will change it next week!!
 
but for the mean time, i'll just add more colors to my current template!! 

 
posted by michael at 9:50 PM .

Saturday, July 10, 2004


NONSENSE MATCH UP #2



The Warrior Princess vs The Slayer

VERSUS


Xena Warrior Princess: This Greco-Roman goddess of gore, howling like a banshee as she bashes in the bad guys, battles ever onward against the forces of tyranny. Weilding her mighty chakram and sword she is a nigh unstoppable one woman army of mass destruction.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Every generation a Slayer is born, and perhaps the greatest of them all is this barenuckle bombshell of supernatural supremacy. Vamps and monsters of every stripe cower in fear of this femm-fatale as she stakes through the forces of walking dead like a hot knife through butter.

now folks, tell me your thoughts... who would win??
 
posted by michael at 8:13 PM .


cant type anything... fingers still numb!!

4 hours of badminton + 2 hours of advance volleyball (spiking drills) = suicide!!!
 
posted by michael at 1:57 PM .

Thursday, July 08, 2004


Web slinger strikes again!!!

Sam Raimi did it again. And this time he made it with three "B's" in mind. He made it "Bigger, Bolder and Better."

If you're going to the watch Spiderman 2 and expect it to be a sequel of Spiderman, well do I have a big surprise for you, it wasn't!! With big respect to Sam Raimi's first installment, Spiderman 2 was so much better!! But what made the Sam's second try a better one than his first?? Well three long years of anticipation, big expectations and millions of dollars and Spiderman followers aside, Spiderman 2 was better than its predecessor, because unlike most sequels of a blockbuster hit, it was not meant to be a sequel.



Let's examine.

The first Spiderman movie had a very simple plot: get an average college student, make him a superhero, create a super villain, add in a little love story, and finally put some major ass special effects, and poof!! An instant blockbuster hit!! $caching$

Now its sequel, Spiderman 2, followed a long line of movies who did stick to its original plot hoping not to lose any of its potency. But Spiderman 2 was different. It was not an ordinary sequel. It attracted a lot of attention. Here are some of my thoughts on how Sam Raimi and Stan Lee made that happen.

1.) Make the main character, Peter Parker (Spiderman's alter ego) a struggling photographer, as impoverished as possible. *everybody loves the underdog*
2.) Make it melodramatic. Get more sympathy from the audience by making Peter Parker an outcast with no love and social life whatsoever.
3.) Make another equally good if not better super villain. (Dr. Octopus)
4.) Make it mushy by adding in a "Telenovela-like" love story.
5.) Make the half of the movie swim with special effects. And lastly,
6.) EXAGGERATE!! *it never fails*

Unlike most sequels, Spiderman 2 did not try to outdo or continue its predecessor. It just made it a lot more interesting. the movie itself could be watched by a person who hasn't watched the first movie and actually understand it. Why? Because this time, the audience was given a deeper insight on each character in the movie. Making the movie a lot easier to understand.

And the execution was amazing. Special effects aside, the movie really justified the comics Stan Lee created almost half a decade ago.

But the true essence of the movie is seen not in the actual execution of the movie, but it is seen in the character and story, being an adaptation from Stan Lee's comics. Stan Lee made Spiderman as humanistic as possible. Unlike other superheroes who conceal their secret identity (Superman, Batman etc...) Spiderman, is depicted as the most human of all. Superman never loses and is a babe magnet and Batman is a billionaire, and how about Spiderman. Well he's a struggling photographer who can't seem to juggle his career, his love life, his studies and being well----Spiderman!! He is seen as an average person with problems like the rest of us. He feels pain and is often hurt!!

And who could forget the "Matrix scene," where Peter tried to jump from one building to another. And how about the "Runaway Bride scene," where Mary Jane backed out from getting married at the day of her marriage.

With all these things compressed into one gigantic movie, it is safe to say that the first movie was just the start to a much more interesting, much more appreciated, and overall a much more captivating movie that is Spiderman 2!!!

Rating: 4 stars out of 5
 
posted by michael at 8:31 PM .

Wednesday, July 07, 2004


hmmmm... arrow cursor seems dull. decided to make it more interesting!!
 
posted by michael at 10:28 AM .

Sunday, July 04, 2004


THE WEEKEND THAT WAS!!

a lot of things happened in the past three days, and basically my blog couldn't catch, and so i've decided to just summarize what had happened in one weekend as to summarizing a single day (i.e. saturday or sunday).

friday
another regular badminton day for our class!! almost half of the class went, and boy was it a big hassle. for starters, it rained, and it went down hard!! but a few million droplets of water accompanied by tornado speed winds was nothing compared to our enthusiasm in hitting a stupid shuttlecock over a net!! and so we still went!! and as we got there, we were horribly surprised to find that only two courts were available. three freakin courts was hardly enough, but to only have two!! it was a major setback!! so, as some of us started playing, most of us sat down and waited for our turn!!

SD was my doubles partner this time, and i think we did well!! (our win-lose record: 2-2) i lost to lynard again... curse his gods!!



after a quick lunch at mcdonalds, i headed out to my PE class (yes, i still have PE). it was my first time to attend, and as i saw my classmates play volleyball, i easily got intimidated... they were good!! so after a few serves and spikes, i went home tired and almost limping!! *to think i have to do this every friday... aaaahhhh!!*

saturday
we had a special chem class today! it was supposedly scheduled to start at 9 sharp and would end at 11... and so we were told!! but our very prompt professor, went into class at about 10!! to think that i was on time!! and to add insult to injury, she decided to extend our class up to 11:30 and because she scheduled two special classes at the same time, we had to share our room with another section!! and oh yeah, before i forget, she tried to justify her tardiness by giving us something to eat(asado/ube bread and softdrinks), while she was lecturing.

after an hour and a half of daydreaming... i mean listening to her very intersting lecture *sense the sarcasm*, we (rezi, kyang, ren, jen, louanne and i) headed out to RP to watch spiderman 2!! louanne, because it was her birthday last monday, willingly paid for our movie tickets!! so after eating at Racks, watching spiderman2, and an ice monster take-out, i went home with only 150 bucks left in my wallet!!


at RACKS!!


i actually made a movie review for spiderman 2, but just to give respect to those who haven't watched it yet (sd, joel...etc), i'll post it next week!!
 
posted by michael at 7:22 PM .

Thursday, July 01, 2004


DUMB BLONDE!!

for too long blonde-haired women have been labelled as dumb. a quick glance at their golden locks is all but enough for a person to say "she's blonde, she's probably a no-brainer." true, in a weird sense that the stereo-typical dumb women on the tube or big screen are always depicted as blonde and well-endowed!! and this image has played the leading role in most of men's fantasies,which degraded them more. but from farrah fawcett to pamela anderson to bitney spears, the stereo-typical picture of a blonde-haired woman has slowly changed.

being blonde has its perks. women use this image to squeeze out every last inch of what they could. they use this image as an advantage over their more dark-haired counerparts. and now, blonde-haired women are slowly getting respected!!!

now enter, paris hilton, nicole richie and jessica simpson!!

everybody has heard jessica's infamous one-liner before right?? "tuna is like the chicken of the sea!!" how dumb can she get?? and how about paris hilton and nicole richie?? well let me say this, they are best described by the words spoiled, dumb, and blonde!!

congatulations to the three of you!! in just two years, you've been able to push back time, going back 20 years where blonde women like yourselves are seen as what you are right now.... DUMB!!!

talk about dumb blondes!!!

don't get me wrong, i'm a huge fan of the show but my point still stands!!
 
posted by michael at 10:13 PM .